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MINNESOTA – The movement to save our planet and decrease carbon emissions has been taken to another level with an emotional, courageous demonstration in a Minnesota forest. Tree-huggers around the globe proudly assembled a team best fit to help with this world-changing task: to cut down trees and carve out “SAVE THE EARTH” in this very forest.

All while logging the crusty pine trees, the avid environmentalists broadcasted their progress to the whole world via a camera mounted on a diesel plane flying above. People who tuned in to the event were left “stunned” and “overwhelmed with tears”, all in turn becoming motivated to take part in this change for a cause. All throughout the live broadcast, bearded countrymen shrieked “Save this Earth before it’s too late” as they continued to cut down the many trees in the forest, carving the powerful message. This heartfelt, powerful message has left a deep impression and set a high bar on what environmental justice means to the world.